Tuesday, August 30, 2005
Monday, August 29, 2005
Still feel painful...oh my bone!
Last Saturday I went to play badminton with my housemate and her collegues. Long time didnt play badminton,after the day my back-bone feel pain. I think not enough to warm up, thats why feel pain now!
After the badminton session, we decide go to swimming. When we reach there the swimming pool not cleaning up, then no swimming session. Therefore, we take our dinner as earlier!
Then we go to Desa to see the 'Poh Duo', lots of residence pray at there. Next was the Spicy and Rock show at the stage! We sat comfortably at there to watch the show, some of the presentors were pretty and their clothes also very fancy. My fren used to take their photo into the camera, hahaha....we have a lot of fun there!
Hope that my bone will become less pain.....hmmm...this thursday I will go to Ipoh as to visit my lovely aunt.
Last Saturday I went to play badminton with my housemate and her collegues. Long time didnt play badminton,after the day my back-bone feel pain. I think not enough to warm up, thats why feel pain now!
After the badminton session, we decide go to swimming. When we reach there the swimming pool not cleaning up, then no swimming session. Therefore, we take our dinner as earlier!
Then we go to Desa to see the 'Poh Duo', lots of residence pray at there. Next was the Spicy and Rock show at the stage! We sat comfortably at there to watch the show, some of the presentors were pretty and their clothes also very fancy. My fren used to take their photo into the camera, hahaha....we have a lot of fun there!
Hope that my bone will become less pain.....hmmm...this thursday I will go to Ipoh as to visit my lovely aunt.
Thursday, August 25, 2005
Upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0.I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processingthat took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all othersystem activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0,Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the systemwhenever selected.I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whileattempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about goingback to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!Thanks,
A Troubled User.
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0,thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to runEVERYTHING!!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return toGirlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program filesfrom the system once installed.You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual underWarnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that youkeep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation.
I suggest installingthe background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate softwareaugmentation.The best course of action is to enter the commandC:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE commandbefore the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be veryhigh maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such asClean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.However, be very careful how you use these programs.Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5.Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 isto purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 andDiamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, installSecretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported byWife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0.I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processingthat took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all othersystem activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0,Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the systemwhenever selected.I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whileattempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about goingback to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!Thanks,
A Troubled User.
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______________________________________
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0,thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to runEVERYTHING!!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return toGirlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program filesfrom the system once installed.You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual underWarnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that youkeep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation.
I suggest installingthe background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate softwareaugmentation.The best course of action is to enter the commandC:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE commandbefore the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be veryhigh maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such asClean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.However, be very careful how you use these programs.Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5.Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 isto purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 andDiamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, installSecretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported byWife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support
Its Rainbow.....wat a wonderful day!?
Yesterday,morning its raining!By the time I have to go out its stop.
Like usual I take putra lrt to my working place.Today I feel so good b'cos when the lrt reach the station "Ampang Park",I saw the rainbow!Very nice,clear and long!
For others is just a rainbow but for me I feel great cos after the haze the weather become better for a while only.B'cos ppl predict that the haze will come back again...again...i dont want!
Today I am quite busy to rush for appt,but I am happy b'cos I learn a lot of thing!I left the office around 8pm,wen i came out I saw countable star stick on the sky!1...2...3...Totally have 3 stars on the sky!Even not more but the sky look so clear!
One thing wen I came back to my home,heee..heee...the paip stuck then the water unable to pump into my room toilet.So bad wen fren sleep so early cant go to their house to take shower!Arhh...arh...hmmmm...so troublesome!
Like usual I take putra lrt to my working place.Today I feel so good b'cos when the lrt reach the station "Ampang Park",I saw the rainbow!Very nice,clear and long!
For others is just a rainbow but for me I feel great cos after the haze the weather become better for a while only.B'cos ppl predict that the haze will come back again...again...i dont want!
Today I am quite busy to rush for appt,but I am happy b'cos I learn a lot of thing!I left the office around 8pm,wen i came out I saw countable star stick on the sky!1...2...3...Totally have 3 stars on the sky!Even not more but the sky look so clear!
One thing wen I came back to my home,heee..heee...the paip stuck then the water unable to pump into my room toilet.So bad wen fren sleep so early cant go to their house to take shower!Arhh...arh...hmmmm...so troublesome!
Tuesday, August 23, 2005
Sunday, August 21, 2005
Thursday, August 18, 2005
Its raining...Oh no!
Few weeks ago the haze make ppl feel so sick,that point of time I wish that if raining is better!
After the haze is clear then my wish come true...its raining!Hurrah...errr....BUT
Don't rain always la...Actually I dont like raining cos I will become sick and headache!
Before rain is coming I will feel so uncomfortable and start headache!
Everyday I am headache...oh my god...help me!
My headache affect unable to concentrate to my work!
I like my recent jobs,because sound interesting and challenging!
My confidence and communication build up day by day!I am happy and passion to stay in this field to learn more!Eventhough I still havent provide a good result to my boss,but I believe that the result is coming soon!What I promise to ppl I know or unknown is to recommend them the best solution to work effective and efficient.That's why time consuming,and I also learn to become patient.No point to force people think in a short while,good thing always come with long time thinking!Then only came out the great plan and generate the good result!
After the haze is clear then my wish come true...its raining!Hurrah...errr....BUT
Don't rain always la...Actually I dont like raining cos I will become sick and headache!
Before rain is coming I will feel so uncomfortable and start headache!
Everyday I am headache...oh my god...help me!
My headache affect unable to concentrate to my work!
I like my recent jobs,because sound interesting and challenging!
My confidence and communication build up day by day!I am happy and passion to stay in this field to learn more!Eventhough I still havent provide a good result to my boss,but I believe that the result is coming soon!What I promise to ppl I know or unknown is to recommend them the best solution to work effective and efficient.That's why time consuming,and I also learn to become patient.No point to force people think in a short while,good thing always come with long time thinking!Then only came out the great plan and generate the good result!
Monday, August 15, 2005
Sunday, August 14, 2005
Thursday, August 11, 2005
Tuesday, August 09, 2005
年輕開始累積財富退休無憂
退休對年齡不同的人有不同的意義。對20來歲的年輕人而言，也許還是一個很遙遠的理想。到了30歲，甚至40歲，許多人仍然對此莫不關心，總覺得還有時間，還可以拖延一些時候。但悄悄的到了50歲時，就變成一項逼在眼前，不得不立刻著手處理的計劃。我們必須強調，越早開始為退休作儲蓄，你就越有機會累積更豐碩的財富。
對剛開始工作的年輕人來說，你的退休計劃也許只不過是一項普通的儲蓄計劃。你目前的心願很可能希望擁有自己的一棟房子，一輛汽車，而不是退休的準備。到了30至40歲而有家室的一群，重點自然就集中在子女的身上，籌備他們的升學教育基金成了你最大的負擔。
40歲才開始計劃 - 付出更大代價
可是在40歲過後，我們不得不謹慎對待自己的退休生活，補償之前所流失的時間，希望可以在最短的時間內作最好的打算。當然，這個時候你所付的代價，與20歲年輕時開始作計劃的相比，會有很大的差別，每月要付出的遠超過後者。
每年檢討確保目標不偏離
作計劃時，我們必須詳細檢討自己期望在退休後的享受，再配合實際的策略和計劃來實現它。以下這些要點能作為退休計劃的指引，有助你在與策劃師討論時，更切實的說出自己的目標，作一份更妥善的退休規劃。
─ 分析自己目前所擁有和所希望擁有資產之間的差別。將資產和債務作一個比較，也就是所謂的實值（net worth）。
─ 列出目前所享有的利益，包括公積金儲蓄，公司利益等。
─ 退休後的目標和理想，如周遊列國、移民，希望有怎麼樣的享受，需要多少錢來實現這些理想等。
─ 從目前的財務狀況著手進行規劃，包括控制消費，更多儲蓄，將10%的收入納為退休用途，逐漸增加。
─ 根據本身的需要、風險、能力作合身的資產分配以及投資組合調整。
─ 有足夠和適當的保險，將子女和家屬納入考慮的範圍之內。
─ 隨著時間的變化以及生活的改變，每半年或每年對一系列的計劃進行檢討，確保自己的目標不出軌等。
對剛開始工作的年輕人來說，你的退休計劃也許只不過是一項普通的儲蓄計劃。你目前的心願很可能希望擁有自己的一棟房子，一輛汽車，而不是退休的準備。到了30至40歲而有家室的一群，重點自然就集中在子女的身上，籌備他們的升學教育基金成了你最大的負擔。
40歲才開始計劃 - 付出更大代價
可是在40歲過後，我們不得不謹慎對待自己的退休生活，補償之前所流失的時間，希望可以在最短的時間內作最好的打算。當然，這個時候你所付的代價，與20歲年輕時開始作計劃的相比，會有很大的差別，每月要付出的遠超過後者。
每年檢討確保目標不偏離
作計劃時，我們必須詳細檢討自己期望在退休後的享受，再配合實際的策略和計劃來實現它。以下這些要點能作為退休計劃的指引，有助你在與策劃師討論時，更切實的說出自己的目標，作一份更妥善的退休規劃。
─ 分析自己目前所擁有和所希望擁有資產之間的差別。將資產和債務作一個比較，也就是所謂的實值（net worth）。
─ 列出目前所享有的利益，包括公積金儲蓄，公司利益等。
─ 退休後的目標和理想，如周遊列國、移民，希望有怎麼樣的享受，需要多少錢來實現這些理想等。
─ 從目前的財務狀況著手進行規劃，包括控制消費，更多儲蓄，將10%的收入納為退休用途，逐漸增加。
─ 根據本身的需要、風險、能力作合身的資產分配以及投資組合調整。
─ 有足夠和適當的保險，將子女和家屬納入考慮的範圍之內。
─ 隨著時間的變化以及生活的改變，每半年或每年對一系列的計劃進行檢討，確保自己的目標不出軌等。
Sunday, August 07, 2005
超棒的作文能力
成語應用----要有好勁的文學根底才寫得出來
雖然小華用了十三句成語，但仍然都不及他最後的一行形容詞精彩。同意嗎?
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小華在作文簿上寫道：我的家有爸爸媽媽和我三個人，每天早上一出門，
我們三人就分道揚鑣，各奔前程，晚上又殊途同歸。
爸爸是建築師，每天在工地上比手畫腳；媽媽是售貨員，每天在商店來者不拒；我是學生，每天在教室呆若木雞。
我的家三個成員臭氣相投，家中一團和氣。
但我成績不好的時候，爸爸也同室操戈，心狠手辣地揍得我五體投地，媽媽在一旁袖手旁觀，從來不曾見義勇為。」
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老師後來問小華；你考試成績不好的話，父母怎麼懲罰你？
小華回答：80分以下女子單打，70分以下男子單打，60分以下男女混合雙打
雖然小華用了十三句成語，但仍然都不及他最後的一行形容詞精彩。同意嗎?
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小華在作文簿上寫道：我的家有爸爸媽媽和我三個人，每天早上一出門，
我們三人就分道揚鑣，各奔前程，晚上又殊途同歸。
爸爸是建築師，每天在工地上比手畫腳；媽媽是售貨員，每天在商店來者不拒；我是學生，每天在教室呆若木雞。
我的家三個成員臭氣相投，家中一團和氣。
但我成績不好的時候，爸爸也同室操戈，心狠手辣地揍得我五體投地，媽媽在一旁袖手旁觀，從來不曾見義勇為。」
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老師後來問小華；你考試成績不好的話，父母怎麼懲罰你？
小華回答：80分以下女子單打，70分以下男子單打，60分以下男女混合雙打
Tuesday, August 02, 2005
精子的30種死法~呵呵~太搞笑了~
1.久不出兵，鬱悶死。
2.忽有一天，蓄勢待發，興奮死。
3.千億個兄弟一擁而上，擠死。
4.出來發現是主人自行解決，冤死。
5.被濺到地上，摔死。
6.被噴到牆上，撞死。
7.被衛生紙擦掉，風乾至死。
8.被擦掉後，又扔進垃圾桶，熏死。
9.終有一次，踏上正途，，第一個沖到終點，得意死。
10.第二個跑到終點，發現就晚了一步，氣死。
11.第三個來到終點，看別人已卿卿我我，嫉妒死。
12.跑不到終點的，順道參觀遊覽，迷路後轉到暈死。
13.體力不支的，在奔跑途中累死。
14.跑到終點，沒見到卵子的，失望死。
15.跑到終點，見到了一個卵子，幸福死。
16.跑到終點，竟見到了兩個卵子，緊張死。
17.被一個卵子接受，自豪死。
18.被兩個卵子接受，威風死。
19.被卵子拒絕，羞愧致死。
20.採取安全措施，所有兄弟落入安全套中，被自家 兄弟壓死。
21.安全套出口被打了一個結，窒息而死
22.意外發現安全套有針孔，驚喜死。
23.爭先恐後出來後發現安全套被扔在水裏，淹死。
24.水裏發現跟自己長相相似的蝌蚪,黑的象從非洲來的，笑死。
25.惹怒了蝌蚪，狂吞了自家好多兄弟，嚇死。
26.第二次出發，有兄弟身上全是唾沫，噁心死。
27.沒被噁心死的，後來被胃液酸死。
28.責任感的兄弟被捐出來，放在冷藏箱裏，凍死。
29.寒的，因一直沒有被用上，等待至死。
30.除了一個成人了的兄弟，其餘全白死。
2.忽有一天，蓄勢待發，興奮死。
3.千億個兄弟一擁而上，擠死。
4.出來發現是主人自行解決，冤死。
5.被濺到地上，摔死。
6.被噴到牆上，撞死。
7.被衛生紙擦掉，風乾至死。
8.被擦掉後，又扔進垃圾桶，熏死。
9.終有一次，踏上正途，，第一個沖到終點，得意死。
10.第二個跑到終點，發現就晚了一步，氣死。
11.第三個來到終點，看別人已卿卿我我，嫉妒死。
12.跑不到終點的，順道參觀遊覽，迷路後轉到暈死。
13.體力不支的，在奔跑途中累死。
14.跑到終點，沒見到卵子的，失望死。
15.跑到終點，見到了一個卵子，幸福死。
16.跑到終點，竟見到了兩個卵子，緊張死。
17.被一個卵子接受，自豪死。
18.被兩個卵子接受，威風死。
19.被卵子拒絕，羞愧致死。
20.採取安全措施，所有兄弟落入安全套中，被自家 兄弟壓死。
21.安全套出口被打了一個結，窒息而死
22.意外發現安全套有針孔，驚喜死。
23.爭先恐後出來後發現安全套被扔在水裏，淹死。
24.水裏發現跟自己長相相似的蝌蚪,黑的象從非洲來的，笑死。
25.惹怒了蝌蚪，狂吞了自家好多兄弟，嚇死。
26.第二次出發，有兄弟身上全是唾沫，噁心死。
27.沒被噁心死的，後來被胃液酸死。
28.責任感的兄弟被捐出來，放在冷藏箱裏，凍死。
29.寒的，因一直沒有被用上，等待至死。
30.除了一個成人了的兄弟，其餘全白死。
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